Pilot

Centers around comedian Rob Schneider's real life while living in Hollywood.

The Penis Episode: Part I

Centers around comedian Rob Schneider's real life while living in Hollywood.

The Penis Episode: Part II

Centers around comedian Rob Schneider's real life while living in Hollywood.

VIP Treatment

A series of loosely-connected vignettes form a typical day for Rob Schneider. Every person Rob Schneider encounters is either an obsequious fan of his, or a greedy working-class villain out to take his money. Meanwhile, Rob Schneider's 29-year-old wife is planning a nebulous fashion show that requires groups of male strippers to pose for her in their home.

Gaying in Shape

After Rob Schneider's wife, disgusted at his weakness, demands that he begins regular exercise at their gym, Rob Schneider refuses out of fear of contact with gay men. Rob Schneider's wife mocks this fear as unrealistic, due to his unappealing appearance and personality. Rob Schneider then sets out to prove that he can pick up gay men in a gym.

Cleaning House

Rob Schneider's wife decides that their sparsely-furnished and newly-built mansion is both cluttered and haunted. She instructs Rob Schneider to hire a witch doctor to exorcise their mansion and cruelly demands that Rob Schneider throw away all of his possessions, threatening divorce if he doesn't comply. Can Rob Schneider endure the witch doctor's ritual and manage to save a few of his most treasured possessions?

What's My Thing?

Centers around comedian Rob Schneider's real life while living in Hollywood.

Opening Night

Centers around comedian Rob Schneider's real life while living in Hollywood.