Pilot

Dave volunteers to help coach his older son's soccer team.

The Insecurity System

Beth buys a security system after Shel's van is stolen.

Martian Death Flu

Everyone has the flu.

The Anniversary Schmaltz

On their 14th anniversary, Beth and Dave finally decide to have a romantic celebration alone.

The Great Mandala of Life

The dog eats Tommy's homework -- which happens to be a frog; and Kenny tries to get Dave to buy more life insurance from the agent he's dating.

I Sort of Saw What You Did

Willie loses a tooth before the tooth fairy can collect it; Kenny persuades Dave to lie to an insurance adjuster.

It's a Small Van After All

A weekend trip to Walt Disney World turns ugly.

Heatwave

In the middle of a heat wave, Beth tries to help Dave set up his fax machine and ends up blowing out the air conditioner.

Writer's Block

Tommy is crushed when Dave tries to overcome writer's block by writing a column about Tommy's crush on a girl at school.

Educating Rita

An attempt to set Kenny up with Beth's friend Rita backfires.

Death and Mom Take a Holiday

Beth's mother visits, bearing an unusual Christmas gift.

Exorcising with Dave Barry

The eccentric owner of a hardware store throws a monkey wrench into Dave's plans to fix a broken door when he tells Dave that the Barry house is haunted.

I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus (1)

Pandemonium reigns at the Barry house before Christmas as Beth contemplates returning to work; Dave has to take a driving test; and both desperately search for a toy for Willie. (Part 1 of 2)

I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus (2)

Through a series of mishaps, the Barrys are reminded of the true meaning of Christmas. (Part 2 of 2)

Just Kidding

Dave gets into a heap of trouble after he writes a derogatory column about used-car salesmen.

The Road Taken

Dave does not approve when Shel suddenly decides to sell his house, buy a boat and sail the Caribeean.

Shel in Love

Valentine's Day finds Tommy happy about getting a card from a girl he likes; and Shel on his first date since his divorce.

Four Characters in Search of a Ring

Dave and Kenny take Shel to a singles bar.

Lost Weekend

Dave and Beth try to spend a romantic weekend away from the boys.

Rat Story

After Beth goes back to work at her teaching job, Dave learns a lesson about housework.

Six Years Old and All Washed Up

Dave is offended when Willie's kindergarten teacher suggests that Willie be held back a year.

The Funeral (a.k.a.) Funeral Episodes

If ever Beth would leave Dave when he's sick, it would be to see the musical ""Camelot"" -- or to attend the funeral of an aunt she barely knew.

Saved By Estelle

Shel must spend the weekend with his ex-wife and her boyfriend.